🍬 Join Us for the Joys of a Cruel Yule 🌲

Krampus, the Grinch. Scrooge, Hans Gruber, Mr. Potter, Scut Farkus, Oogie Boogie, the Abominable Snow Bumble, the Wet Bandits, Stripe the Gremlin, Frau Perchta, the Yule Lads  ...


What would the holidays be without them?

Come celebrate the bah-humbug bunch & bad guys at our cruel yule
Naughty List Revelry
Saturday, December 6
2-6pm
Open Hostility House format, so drop in anytime

$25 for adults
If you're unable to ditch the rugrats, you may drag them along
$15 for scamps age 8-12 

includes
Gross Grub, Scraps, and Cheerless Gut Punch
+
a number of groan-worthy ongoing activities such as:
  • Hoard the Presents
  • Holiday Scarols lyrics contest
  • Care-less Crafts: Ugly Ornaments & Wretched Wrapping (expect duct tape)
  • Untangle the Christmas lights
  • Add-to-the-tale writing of the Worst Christmas Story Ever
  • Name the Villain trivia bowl
  • Coal Contest (whoever receives the most nuggets for being awful wins!)
Bring a ghastly (and cheap!) gift for trade & hoarding (note, we didn't say please!)

All sales are final and there are no refunds
HOWEVER
Reservations made by November 13 
may be cancelled up to 1 week ahead with a credit toward future events & classes
(For reservations made after November 13, there are no credits for cancellations)
If you're unable to attend, feel free to give your spot to someone deplorable

SPACE IS LIMITED